My Own TV Show.


I’ve only recently realized this, but looking at my family, I’ve realized that everyday it seem’s like an episode of a comedy. We went to the chip shop today, and we were just reversing, someones’ house was in front of us, and Mum goes, if you get our chips, then I can sit here, and watch their telly:} hahaha. I do love my mother (:

This morning, she wanted me to film her eating pretzels, now you finally know where my retard-ness comes from :3

I have also come to the conclusion that because my Stepdad continuously talks to my Mum even though shes 3 room’s away, that for Fathers Day I’m going to buy him some walkietalkies :’) so they can communicate without moving and getting up every 5 seconds.

For my Stepdad’s birthday, my Mum got him Suduko loo-paper because she thought he could squeeze one out while doing a Suduko, he hasn’t used it yet :L hahaha. Do you see what I mean about the weird family?…

Even though my family is slightly weird, I do love them :3 with my Mum and her cool badge saying “I am the world’s most wonderfullest Mum” or something else like that :’) she’s adorable.

At this percise moment, she’s sat on the sofa eating a Dime Bar, with a blanket over her. Most of my friends will tell you that shes just the coolest. I was at Young Farmers the other night, and there she was walking up to us, DOES ANYONE WANT A PRETZEL?! Thanks Mum :3 Yes you’re right, my Mum does just walk around with food all the time :’)

I am so tired tonight, so I’m sorry for the crapness :’) 

I really do hope that the BBC knock on our door, and to be like, Hello Mrs Henderson, I would just like you to become the new comedy on BBC1 :’3 amazing! I want t-shirts made if that happens. I’ve seen the Henderson’s. Epic :’)

Amazing News :’)


Today, well this morning, Mum said buying a camcorder would be a brill idea, because I thought it would be a good thing to have one, so you, the reader, can enjoy the moments I’m writing about :’) like when I go to Weston:> and it would make my blogs more interesting! I don’t want to go into a YouTube channel, because 1. I don’t want to compete with Charlieissocoollike. and 2. I don’t feel ready yet and I love writing blogs :} And I get to video The Moment, rather than forgetting half of it hours later :L

So, hopefully, shall be purrrrrchasing that soon. My Mum’s really shocked my blogs going so well, as am I, so I’m glad she’s investing in it :’)

– BTW, this is just a sub-post, the real post is coming later :> just had to share this amazing news with you :3 I cannot wait to do my first video:}

Better get crackalacking with my proper post!(:

Sandcastles and Speedos


Dear readers, I am so sorry about my horrible blog post today, I actually have writers block – my brains mush :’) 

I kept thinking of things I could write about, so I thought I would write about my love for the seaside!:) I went to Weston-super-Mare a few months ago, with a group of friends, and I’m going again after everyone finishes school. I absolutely love it, even more so now the piers finished. My friend, Heather, wanted to ride the donkeys, even ran up to them, only to be turned down and told she’s too tall and heavy to ride them:} but we did have a stroke, I was sort of wondering.. if I could secretly place one in my bag o.O I’m sure my rabbit would enjoy it:’) Could just see it now, my Mother just like, er… Lizzie?! :L bahaha.

So yes, things I love about the seaside:-

Tuppenny Falls:
Me and my Mum could literally spend hours at the amusements, and just on the 2p machines, whenever we go out to the seaside, Mum always brings out the bags full of copper:) and it never gets boring? You think it would just stood there for hours putting in 2p after 2p. But I don’t even do it slowly, I just ram them in :’) wow that sounds dodge… The thrill of all the 2p’s falling off as well, and the determination to get those bunch of rebs at the edge clinging on for dear life. THE PRIZES ❤ When we went to devon, we must of gone to every bloody amusement arcade, there was this one which was by the sea.. obviously ;} and they had little cards saying, “you’ve won £2”, the woman behind the counter, must of hated us. Seriously :3 the amount of times we went up giving her cards. She probably ended up bankrupt the next day, bless her socks. My sodding stepdad wouldn’t get off the Pacman machines, it’s like the little chavs in the corner had super-glued his bum to the seat :L.

Sandcastles:
Sandcastles just make the whole trip feel special, just feeling proud of yourself that you’ve made one, even if there is 3/4 of it missing because it’s fell over, the fact that it’s lasted for about 3 seconds is any achievement:) The last time I built a sandcastle, me and my friend, Hannah built one with a moat around it, the effort into making it, trying to keep the sand where it was, and moving the sand. We are pro’s, don’t mess with us?;) I wish I had a picture to show you guys the amazingness. If anyone has some awesome pictures of their sandcastles I would love to see them :3 I’m going to have to get an email or something set up for this :’) so people can send me cool things (: GOING OFF POINT!

Fish and Chips:
I know you can fish and chips anywhere, but having them by the sea is totes different, I don’t know why, but they just taste different? Fish and chips are meant to be eaten by the sea, so you have all these sand grains fly into you’re food, annoying >:{ but so worth it for the experience:)! I always buy mine from the one opposite the pier:} and sit by the little fountain thing ;D

People can just be themselves:
I love the fact that larger people, can just be themselves, they don’t feel that they have to hide their bodies, and that they don’t have to cover up. Old men, wearing speedoes, people joke about it, but I love the fact that people feel comfortable by being by the beach. I feel like every time I see someone in their own space, own clothes it makes me feel so happy:)

This whole post has just made me look like a sad bastard(:

I just want to say to people, that T4 on the Beach was the best ever experience of my life. I know everyone’s like READING, LEEDS FEST all this, but just seeing Jason Derulo rip off his tee infront of me. MELTTTTTTINGGGG:) And raving with the sand inbetween my toes. Being in my favourite place, listening to my favourite music:) I couldn’t ask for more.

As I said before, we are going to Weston this summer, so I shall fill you in with pictures and stooffff when we have done that. Again, sorry for this shit blog. Better one tomorrow, promise:)

Haters? Wow, Grow Up.


I’ve just had a comment on here, which I chose to delete :L saying this is the worst kind of blog, and it’s not worth reading. DON’T READ IT THEN. It really bugs me when people do this, you know, it’s my blog, I will write about what I want to write about. Don’t rain on my parade, thanks very much. I know I should ignore people’s comments, but apparently I’m “self-obsessed”, I’m sorry if I come across this way, but it’s a blog about my life, so therefore I’m going to have to write about me, am I not o.O?! I know, even the best bloggers or vloggers have critcs or “haters”, but it’s just sort of put me down.

Should I keep doing this, is anyone actually liking what I’ve written? I personally think it’s a load of tosh, but I have people telling me it’s good stuff, and I do love seeing the stats go up.

You know, it’s hard writing a blog, sitting here and thinking what to write to keep people interested, fair play if your not, there’s nothing keeping you from going off this page.

Not many people understand why I am writing a blog, and some people see it as being vain. But I see it as sort of, coming out of your shell if that makes sense. I don’t have many friends, and I don’t really go out much, so I have this blog to kind of share my opinion or my life with the world. It makes me happy writing this, and I enjoy it, some people might think that that’s a bit sad. I dont really care to be honest.

At the end of the day, I will write about what I want. If it’s shit or not, who cares. I would like to think that people enjoy it, and I’m truly sorry for these people who “hate” it enough to comment about it.

Rant Over and Out.

 

I am like so, Oh My God! :’)


Well, since my blog is doing quite well, and I have quite a few subscribed readers:’) THANK YOU GUYS! My Mother has asked me to write advertising her American schweetiesss in her shop. YAY ME. She’s even modenising and wanting me to create a Facebook Page on.. Facebook obvious to advertise her shop :> would be very cool if you could all join, or have a poke around. :3 nooo, you cannot “poke” my mother o.O weird.

ANYWAYS. Today – I was slightly bored as my Stepfather toddled off to find a new grill for our window.. (long story).. I was singing the whole world is in his hands. When, I remembered my Mum wanted me to do a blog post about the American sweets:} so, without further a due here it is!: YAYYYYYYYYY :3

We are probably cheaper than Amazon and Cyber Candy on some of the stuff we have in the shop:} our shops are in Tewkesbury and Malvern, or if you live like no where near us.. you can order online, at sweets-treats.com, i think? if that’s not right, I’m a complete and utter twat for not knowing the website thingymagiggy. We have just started selling American stuff but we have drinks, such as: Vanilla Coke. Wow I nearly wrote cock, how embarrassing… Mountain Dew, Root Beer etc. We have cereal? Yummeh in my Tummeh :3 Fruit Loops, Captain Crunch and something else but I’ve forgotten the name of it. (I’m so good at this advertising malarky;>) We have LOADDDSSSS of reeses stuff :} like reeses pieces, the cups and the nutrageous bars. My Mum basically orders things with weird names, like the bazuka chewing gum, i think it’s called that. And the whatchamacallit chocolate bar :3

What would I recommend?
The Candy Corn because it is so yummeh:3 it’s like a soft chew thing, shaped like Corn. :’) obviously. They come in big bags, of about 300grams? And my Mum would also recommend it since she ate like the whole bag in 24 hours. She even had some for breakfast ;}

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE… don’t hesitate to mail me on Facebook, talk to me on msn, pop in the shop, or contact us through the shop details on the website, you can just google Sweets & Treats. I wont put too much info on here. PERVS jus’saying.. :}

WOW I RAMBLE ABOUT SWEETIES. :} p.s here’s a cool photo of me advertising American stuff:} for you to oggle at;)

 

I<3music, nom :3


Someone stole my iPod a few months back at he gym, so I have no decided to have YouTube as my life now. I’m all snug in my bed then I wack on the YouTube.
It’s funny because I do like quite a lot of music, and I can listen to all this dubstep stooofff (: but it does nothing for me, whereas all this coottteeeee music does :3
Before I share with you my kind of music, I don’t want anyone to judge me. I hate “haters”, so if you’re gonna say anything, fuck off my blog;) thanks muchly!

BOYCE AVENUE. yayayayayay. I love them (: The first moment I listened to them was when my friend Sarah, showed me them in ICT, and from the first song I was a true fan 😀 they gave me so many goosebumps that I felt like the Malvern Hills D; and the lead singer does become hotter after a few more videos. They basically do acoustic covers of songs, I really like their Bruno Mars and Katy Perry stuff 😀 basically fall in love with them or die ;)!

McFLY. Offftttt;) I don’t care if people reading this are like eurgh, they are seriously nasty! I am now starting to fall in love with them all over again :3 SO SCREW YOU >:[ joking, i love you really ^^ after watching Tom Fletcher on The Cube. Yum – one word to describe him :3 I have a sudden urge to see them live now :’) I haven’t listened to their stuff in a while but I’m going to be oggling tonight :> there’s just going to be in my bed, dribbling, my mum changing my bed sheets? “lizzie have you wet yourself.” and me just going, “mmmmmmmmmmm“! :’) WOW. I’m a strange person o.O.

– TYLER WARD. and what? He is just so incredibly yummehh, and he makes his Justin Bieber covers just the best. Melt in your mouth kind of yummeh. ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY MUSIC?! I think so (: Tyler does covers and original songs, so I would seriously check this dude out, he is so addictive, he will be on your iTunes soon;) without a doubt!

^ Those are my top 3 artists:> I really am into acoustic music, it is my life :} but if you have any other suggestions for me, I will happily give them a try (:

– I can’t help but share my news with you guys:> i sent Charlie McDonnell my blog link, hoping he would read it:} or if not, tell me how to advertise my blog with minimal charges(: because obviously he’s had to advertise his YouTube Channel.

I would also like to thank people who have read my blog, I feel like I have to thank you in every post, 320 views today. Probably down to me and Sarah’s spamming. But please, PLEASE, (starting to sound desperate o.O) post my link on your Tumblr, Facebook, MSN Status, tell your friends, your family, tell the whole world:> subscribe, comment and like(:
Thank you so much guys, really, you mean the world to me(: (look at me getting all emotional;))

 

 

Hello, My Names Lizzie, New Lizzie :)


-shakes hand. nice to meet you. So, I spent the whole of last night, and this morning, re-vamping my blog, as you can see, from the totally cool photo’s of me – looking like a moron. And this is to show, that this is the New Me. EXCITED :3. I have been a tad depressed lately, as my close friends know, and probably the whole of Facebook seeing as I updated my status every 20 minutes with the words a long the lines of.. I HATE MYSELF D: wow, I’m just the coolest. So, after a few crying moments, and me being moody, I finally realized I needed to pull my socks up.. even though I wasn’t wearing any socks.. but still, I needed to cheer up and get on with things. So, therefore, I have with my own help, made a list of all the things I would like to do this year. BOOM. Are you ready my dear bloggers?! I think you are!

Lizzie’s cool list of pointless activities to make her feel happy:
1. Always bring my camera with me where ever I go.
2. Update my blog, every day without fail.
3. Try and do something spontaneous, even though I like to plan things?
4. Make a “Wall of Stuff”.
5. Go to see my Sister
6. Build a proper sandcastle by the seaside.
7. Go to Weston-super-Mare. (Perhaps linked in with the sandcastle?)
8. See McFly live, EEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
9. See Example live. SUPER EEEKKKKKKKKKK.
10.  Get a job in Marks and Spencers or somewhere.
11. Loose a stone in weight.
12. Don’t have angry moments, no matter how much someone annoys me.
13. Forget about my Dad.
14. Learn how to drive.
15. Save up for America.
16. Marry Charlie McDonnel?(a)
17. Try and keep my relationship with Craig going, even though I am an arse.

I am also going to start a CHALLENGE LIZZIE after my exams, which shall probably be one my spontaneous things. Where people can comment on my blogs, and ask me to do challenges, inspired by Charlieissocoolike! :> I just watched one of his video’s where he painted himself purple. I would love to set up my own YouTube channel, but the fact that I don’t have a camera has set me a side a bit aha. If you don’t know what a CHALLENGE LIZZIE is, ask or YouTube Charlieissocoollike :> he is my inspiration for my blogs, and I just love watching him.

I would also like to apologize to my boyf & my besties, for sounding suicidal and everything. I am a retard, but I would like to thankyou for putting up with me. I know it gets hard sometimes but you have to bare with me :} it is worth it, I promise. Otherwise, who else is going to pay for your KFC?!

Thank you all for reading my page, it means so much to me! And I am trying my best to keep adding new blogs. I am now going to cook some chicken, stick on some Family Guy and munch on some Ice Cream. Nom :3!